A Captian’s Red Coat

A First-mate runs into the Captains quarters and shouts “Captain Captain, there are two boats approaching port-side!”
The Captain says “Bring me, me red coat!”
The Captain puts on his red coat, goes into battle, fights and wins.
A week or so later, the First-mate runs into the Captains quarters and shouts “Captain Captain there are three boats approaching starboard side!”
The captain says “Bring me me red coat!”
The captain puts on his red coat, goes into battle, fights and again wins.
Later that evening the First-mate asks the Captain “Why do you always ask for your red coat when we’re being attacked?”
The Captain answers “When I get cut during battle the blood doesn’t show, our men feel more confident, we eventually fight harder and win.”
The First-mate thought that the Captain’s idea was very interesting.
A week or so later the First-mate runs into the Captains quarters and shouts “Captain Captain there’s a huge armada of about 20 or 30 ships headed straight for us!”
The captain says “Bring me me brown pants!”

 

Last night at John’s was fun. We played a solid 3 games before the chilly night got to us. RvG 040512 = Red: 1 / Green: 2

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